Mike’s Dastardly Dilly Beans


Mike's Pickled Dastardly Beans | Culinary Compost Recipes

This is my kicked-up version of the classic “Dilly Beans.” The brine recipe is exactly the same as the one I use for my Garlic Dill Pickles.

After sealing, be sure to leave them untouched in a cool, dark storage area for at least two months before opening so the flavors have time to set.  They will keep for at least one to two years if the seal is undamaged. Once opened, store in your fridge for up to six months. The natural tannins in the grape leaves will keep them super-crisp.

These spicy beans are amazing in my handcrafted Bloody Mary.  Enjoy!

 

Ingredients:

1 quart 5% vinegar
3 quarts filtered water
1/2 cup canning salt
1 tsp. Alum (Pickle Crisp may be substituted; measure and use according to directions)

3 pounds fresh market green and yellow beans
1-2 heads fresh dill per jar
2 whole large garlic cloves, peeled and crushed, per jar
1/4 cup sliced white onion, per jar
1/2 tsp. whole peppercorns, per jar
1/2 tsp. dry coriander or celery seed, per jar
1/2 tsp. dry mustard seed, per jar
1 large dry bay leaf, crumbled, per jar
1 fresh wild grape leaf, per jar (the tannins in the leaf act as a natural crisping agent)
1/4 garden habañero pepper, per jar (optional)

 

Hardware:
1 large canning kettle, with wire rack insert
10 large mouth glass canning pint jars with new lids and rings
Magnetic lid/ring lifter (used to remove from boiling water bath)
Canning tongs (used to remove hot pint jars from canning kettle)
Sharp paring knife

 

Directions:

The brine measurements indicated above will made about 5 pints of pickled beans, depending on volume packed in each jar. For the amount indicated, you will need to make a double-batch for 10 pints.

Prepare your ingredients and brine solution prior to final assembly so you have everything ready and at hand.

Wash the glass jars, rings and new lids in hot soapy water. Rinse thoroughly.

In a medium sauce pan, bring a quart of water to a rolling boil and then reduce to a simmer. Add the jar rings and lids. Sterilize for two minutes. Turn off heat.

In a large, non-reactive 6-quart soup pot, add 1 quart of 5% distilled vinegar and 3 quarts of filtered water. Bring to a rolling boil and add the canning salt and alum. Stir well and simmer for five minutes, stirring occasionally, until the salt is dissolved. Remove from heat and set aside.

Wash and scrub the green and yellow beans in cold water. Trim 1/8″ off of each end. Cut the larger ones in half so they fit in the pint jars.

First, add the grape leaf, onion, crushed garlic, habanero (optional) and dill to each jar. Add the dry spices. Pack the beans tightly in the jar until filled up to the neck of the opening, leaving about 1/2″ headroom. Stuff any voids with more onion. Top off with dill. Wipe the jar rim with a clean damp cloth.  Fill carefully with brine 1/2″ to the rim. Gently tap jar to ensure any air pockets are removed. Center jar lid and screw down ring until only finger-tight, taking care to ensure that nothing blocks the contact point of the jar rim and lid.

Process in hot water bath according to directions (10 minutes rolling boil for pints) Water bath should reach the very top of the jar neck. Remove immediately with jar tongs and set aside on a towel until cool; about 6 hours. After ten minutes or so, the lid should pop down, forming a vacuum seal. When fully cool, inspect lids and ensure there is no play in the center of the lid.  If the lid pops or moves when pushed it is NOT sealed. Refrigerate any unsealed jars for future use. They will keep for up to six months chilled.

 

Helpful Tips:

Maintain a 10 minute rolling boil for pints, per directions.

Cut the tips off of the beans to avoid softening. There is an enzyme in the blossom end of the bean that must be removed by trimming. You only need to trim 1/8″.

Select only the freshest beans. Support your local farmer’s market if you cannot grow them yourself.

Ensure air pockets are removed from jars before sealing with lids by tapping the jar lightly on the counter.

Lids must be sterilized in boiling water for at least two minutes. Do not touch the contact seal on lids after sterilization. Use a magnetic lifter wand to handle lids and jar rings when removing from hot water.

Coriander seed, bay leaves (crumbled), mustard seed, dill seed and peppercorns may be added as a home prepared pickling spice.  DO NOT USE commercially prepared pickling spice as it may contain cinnamon or cloves. True “Kosher-style” brine ingredients do not have these two spices.

Use only pickling salt! Do not use regular table salt or kosher salt. Measure carefully according to directions based on volume.

If you notice a dark, cloudy discoloration in the brine, or your beans have an odd smell on opening, DO NOT USE.  Dispose of the contents without tasting. Food poisoning isn’t worth the risk.

Lids may only be used ONCE. Rings may be used every season, provided they are not rusty. Inspect glass jars for chips or cracks and discard if necessary. Glass jars may also be reused indefinitely.

NEVER set a hot glass jar that was just processed in boiling water on a cold counter. It will crack or explode. Always place on a thick dish towel or oven hot pad and allow to fully cool before handling.

Have fun and don’t burn yourself!

Mike's Pickled Dastardly Beans | Culinary Compost Recipes

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Super Beans


This is an easy-to-prepare classic side dish that my family has made for many years.

Ingredients:

3 cans (14.75 oz. each) cut green beans, drained
1 14.75 oz. can mushrooms (stems and pieces), drain 1/2 liquid off
1 small onion, chopped
4-6 strips bacon, cut into 1/4″ cubes
1 tbs. white vinegar
Salt and pepper to taste

Directions:

Cook the bacon until lightly browned and drain off rendered fat. Add the onion and saute until lightly carmelized.

Add the mushrooms, green beans and salt/pepper to taste after adding each can. (My dad insists that it tastes better this way.)
Add one tbs. vinegar and stir to incorporate. Place in a heavy saucepan or baking dish and cover. Cook on low for about 1 hour until the green beans are just tender.

Serves: 4-6

South-of-the-Border Sonoran Beans


A southwest favorite. My standing joke about refried beans is – why would you want to eat anything that wasn’t cooked right the first time?
Well, this recipe blows that statement out the window.

Ingredients:

1 large can fat-free refried beans (28 oz.)
1/2 cup minced onion
1 tbs. corn oil
1/2 tsp. ground cumin
1/2 tsp. mexican oregano
1/4 tsp. granulated garlic
1 or 2 dried cascabel peppers, stems and seeds removed – crushed in a mortar
Juice of one fresh-squeezed lime
1/4-1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup shredded Mexican cheese for topping (Chihuahua or Monterey Jack)
1-2 tsp. salt to taste

Directions:

In a medium, heavy saucepan with a lid, heat the corn oil over medium heat. Add the minced onion, cooking 2-3 minutes until tender, stirring occasionally.

Add the dry spices and chili pepper and cook, stirring for one minute. Add the lime juice, stir, then add the refried beans.

Turn the heat to low, cover the pot and simmer for about 20 minutes. Stir after 5 minutes. After 15 minutes, and the sour cream and salt, starting with the lower amount.
Taste and add more sour cream or salt if desired.

Top with shredded cheese, a whack of sour cream and serve with your choice of Mexican entree. I may suggest the Green Chili Pork Tacos.

Makes 4 large servings
Prep time: 5 minutes
Cook time: 20 minutes

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This is a very regional upper-midwest recipe. It takes on many forms and is always a crowd pleaser. Enjoy at your next fall get-together.

Ingredients:

1 lb. ground beef
2 large onions – chopped
3/4 lb. bacon – cooked, drained and crumbled
4 cans (15 oz. each) pork and beans
1 18oz. bottle honey BBQ sauce
1 can (16oz.) kidney beans – drained
1 can (16oz.) lima beans – drained
1 can (16oz.) black beans – drained
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
3 tbs. cider vinegar
1 tbs. liquid smoke (optional)
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. fresh-ground black pepper

Directions:

In large skillet cook the beef and onions. Drain off fat.
Cook the bacon, drain and crumble.

Transfer to 5qt. Dutch oven. Stir in all remaining ingredients. Cover and bake at 350° F. for one hour.

Stir and serve.

Makes 18 servings.

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This is an easy version of Red Beans & Rice that goes well with a number of main dishes like ribs, chicken and even steak. Make it as hot as you’d like. The chimayo controls the heat.

Ingredients:

2 cups long-grain uncooked rice (basmati or other variety)
1 14oz. can chicken broth
1 14oz. can stewed tomatoes (plain)
1 14oz. can red beans, drained and rinsed
1/4 lb. bacon
2 medium Spanish or white onions – coarse chopped
4 cloves garlic, mashed
1 tbs. new-mex hot chimayo powder
1 tsp. mexican oregano
1 tsp. ground cumin from toasted seed
1/2 tbs. salt (go easy on the salt)

Preparation:

Saute the onions and bacon in a large skillet until slightly browned. You may want to start the bacon first.
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Add broth and stewed tomatoes. Crush the tomatoes on the bottom of the pot with a masher. Add spices and simmer for 15 minutes, covered.

Add beans and simmer for 5 minutes.

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